once in the 4th grade this guy got a 2% on his math quiz so everyone called him milk for the rest of the year
so airplanes officially banned tweezers. honestly i think anyone that can hijack an airplane with a pair of tweezers deserves the airplane
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
cashier: that’ll be $4.20
"so what are your plans for after college?"
i will dismantle the establishment board by board